Just like most of you, I hate talking about myself. But I’m told that I need a page to tell you who I am, so here it goes.

My name is Holly Parker. I’m a writer.

Actually that’s not really true. I’m a college student. The fact that I write doesn’t mean it pays the bills. So the biggest money flow in my life is college… and you know that means it flows out. So yeah, I am a 23 year old, broke college student. I live in the midwest. Not sure I want to tell you where… and certainly not going to tell you my college or my major.

I’m also a nymphomaniac. Not sure why that is hard for me to say… or spell… but it is. I’m a nymphomaniac and I guess you could say I am addicted to sex. I have it often and love every minute of it.

I loved it so much that when someone offered to hire me to write about my sexual experiences, I jumped at the chance. Which of course is why you are here reading about me.

What more can I say in here… I’m sure I’ll think of lots of things down the road and I’ll come back and better explain who I am, but for now, this will have to do.